all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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