smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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