He is an equal opportunity slut.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
You can make out without kissing
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