the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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