I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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