U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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