How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Its about making memories worth repressing
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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