they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
My vagina is very pro this idea
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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