We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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