yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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