I think my fart just growled at me.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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