just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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