their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
operation harelip BJ is a go
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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