Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Randomize