I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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