Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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