We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Randomize
