They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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