Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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