You're my little dorito
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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