oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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