Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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