You don't have asthma, your pregnant
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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