Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
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