Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Can't talk, ducks in the car
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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