Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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