Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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