so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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