apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
All the doctor said was why
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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