Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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