hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
It's official drugs can't kill me
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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