I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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