If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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