question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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