omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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