The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Semen is not good for contacts.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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