Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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