Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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