I cockslap morals
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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