Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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