What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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