yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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