sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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