Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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