Porn is love you can see.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Alive.
So much puke
Your topless pictures make me question reality
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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