What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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