Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
You were trust falling into bushes
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Randomize
