so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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