I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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