im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
