i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
My dick has a subreddit
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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